1. No. Absolutely, not.
2. I don't think I like your tone of voice. In fact, I'm sure I don't.
3. Keep 'yer pants on!
4. Stop eating Noah's special food! Jesus!
5. Go drink water from your bowl like a normal cat.
6. Godda@m$it!
7. Stop being so adorable, it's unfair/it's a distraction/I find it manipulative.
8. Stop suckling! God, stop it, seriously.
9. Um, I'm sorry, but the last time I checked, I was the boss here.
10. Who did this?
Watch this space for things I enjoy singing to my cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
